did I ever tell you guys about the time I spent most of an hours-long car ride thinking up variations of “I like my men like my NOUN: ADJECTIVE”

my favorite ended up being

I like my men like my rice: broken and sticky

konkoa:

This has been a PSA.

konkoa:

This has been a PSA.

(via steel-heel)

it’s 1 AM

here have a gif that I will never have an opportunity or reason to use

Tags: YEP nsfw

groundchele:

barackobamastan:

Gangnam Style (Glee Cast Version) [HALF SPEED]

THIS is what they loop over the loudspeakers in hell.

it sounds like demons at a strip bar and you walk in because demons took you capture and they need to take u too their boss but the boss is at a strip bar and you walk in and everythings in slow mo and theres hot demons pole dancing and you look around and theres gross demons shouting and throwing money and off to the side with a cigar is a big demon guy with a suit whispering something to a waitress and you look at them and they glare at you and then at your handcuffs

(Source: judyfabray, via wehaveallgotknives)

Tags: yep

I remembered my old photobucket and even got that password right after a couple tries

oh this is quality

gqfashion:

“I mean there’s no magic about fashion, fashion is made by people.” - Halston

gqfashion:

“I mean there’s no magic about fashion, fashion is made by people.” - Halston

renardchaton:

iIF YOUREBLOG MY ARTOWK I GO TO YOUR BLOG AND LOOK AT MY REBLOGGED ARETWORK AND TOUCH THE SCREEN AND THEN LICK THE SCREEN AND I ALWAYS MAKE SURE TO READ OUR TAGS IN CASE YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT IT

(via slipstreamborne)

Tags: yep

I am falling in love with everyone in Avengers even though I haven’t seen the movie?

maybe just seeing them all over my dash all the time has made me become attached just from sheer exposure?

It seems that I…

I’VE GROWN ACCUSTOMED TO YOUR FACEEEEEEE

LIKE BREATHING OUT AND BREATHING IN

I WAS SERENELY INDEPENDENT AND CONTENT BEFORE WE MET

SURELY I COULD ALWAYS BE THAT WAY AGAIN

AND YET

I’VE GROWN ACCUSTOMED TO YOUR LOOK

ACCUSTOMED TO YOUR VOICE

ACCUSTOMED TO YOUR FACEEEE

a summary of my drawing and file saving habits

a summary of my drawing and file saving habits

I just thought you all should know that this is what I see whenever I look at my icon.

I just thought you all should know that this is what I see whenever I look at my icon.

So I saw Cowboys and Aliens finally

A hummingbird is Daniel Craig’s spirit guide/animal.

That is all.