Last thoughts on Thigh-Highs!Nite Owl before bed

slipstreamborne:

How does he keep them up? 

Are there garters attaching them to his utility belt or something?

Or maybe they’re one solid piece with the grey unitard (and on that note, exactly WHAT PURPOSE does the random brown rectangle on his front serve other than to distinguish this as an “early” costume of his?  Why the fuck did he feel the need to even slap in on there?)

Or wait—

WAIT.

If it IS all one piece, then maybe this is the costume he couldn’t easily piss in. 

And we are going to see that time Dan fucked up a big arrest because he had to go and couldn’t get his dick out fast enough.

And that would be.

~*~AMAZIIING~*~

The evidence of this whole debacle being one giant KM fill is steadily mounting.

(via droil)