If my computer was humanized
it would be a frantic, aging trophy husband who’s very concerned I’m not attracted to him anymore
offended and distraught that I suggest plastic surgery to upgrade his RAM
jealous of the looks I give my sister’s new computer
he just wants those old days back when we were first together
when I first started him up and exclaimed that it was like magic and changed my entire family’s opinions about macs
we still spend so much time together but we argue more and more every day
