- Person: you're a witch? Maybe you can help me you see I have a ghost at my house and it's always making noise and bothering me how do I make it stop?
- Me: have you tried yelling at it
I met a traveller from way the hell off
who said: two gigantic, fucked-up rock legs
be out there in the middle of goddamn nowhere
right next to them covered in shit some kinda big face
looked pretty pissed & upset & whatnot
all damn covered in words
"yo ozymandias here, this my shit"
"better than your shit, get fucked buddy"
not much else tho, just sand
shitloads of sand all over the place