March 2012
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February 2012
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cosmo tip #186
expertcosmotips:
buy a pizza
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>write entire application essay in the box on the website because it calms me down and lets me just poop the words out
>press Save and Continue
>”Sorry your login has expired”
>entire essay gone
excuse me
while I go throw myself and my computer
out the window
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serenity-fails replied to your photoset: drew some moviemandias and then ook told me to…
oh matthew goode where is your chin
his neck ate it
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it does not know it is this not that: ain't safe... →
yamino:
beatonna:
Last night I was emailed some porn that someone drew of me because I said a thing on the internet that they disagreed with. Because, there you go, ‘justice.’ When stuff like that comes your way you don’t usually say anything because who gives a fuck, but oh well,…
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“To Brock Samson! Long live that blond-haired buttercream-frosted murdercake!”
– Col. Hunter Gathers (via souverian)
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but why did anyone hang out with Comedian ever
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"Dreams" a short story by Desiree
jellybeing:
*pinches nose closed*
*puffs up cheeks*
*turns into a water bear*
*floats away*
i have a better life to live now
with meaning
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If my computer was humanized
it would be a frantic, aging trophy husband who’s very concerned I’m not attracted to him anymore
offended and distraught that I suggest plastic surgery to upgrade his RAM
jealous of the looks I give my sister’s new computer
he just wants those old days back when we were first together
when I first started him up and exclaimed that it was like...
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serenity-fails replied to your post: Most Pathetic Thought of the Day: “Welp, better…
hahaha oh man… i’m glad i’m not the only one who thinks about shit like that
Every day man
Sometimes I think about adding to my will that I want to be cremated with my computer just so that people can’t look at it
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meganphntmgrl replied to your post: Most Pathetic Thought of the Day: “Welp, better…
is it named BOYS
Actually, since I saw the movie my entire hard drive has been named BOYS.
One folder was not enough.
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Most Pathetic Thought of the Day:
“Welp, better move these files to my hidden folder in case I die today.”
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fuckyeahwatchmen:
(via kurozukin)
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“In order to believe I was the character on some level and not feel completely...”
– Nicholas Cage on filming Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (via fujiidom)
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Anonymous asked: I'm spending my night reading your Watchmen posts... and may I ask if you're aware that you're a beautiful, beautiful person?
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“Your result for The Alignment Test …
Chaotic-Good
60% Good, 58% Chaotic”
That was not what I was expecting
It says I’m like Captain Kirk, Han Solo, and Austin Powers pfffft
WELL OKAY THEN: So I’m watching a playthrough of... →
steel-heel:
droil:
So I’m watching a playthrough of FFXIII because I miss playing dumb shiny soap opera fantasy games
Sazh is my favorite so far even though he’s like a walking pile of stereotypes
I mean really all the characters are
but his just happen to be largely race based
way to be classy, square enix
fun…
I have to admit, Sazh was my favorite character at the beginning, but...
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So I’m watching a playthrough of FFXIII because I miss playing dumb shiny soap opera fantasy games
Sazh is my favorite so far even though he’s like a walking pile of stereotypes
I mean really all the characters are
but his just happen to be largely race based
way to be classy, square enix
fun facts
sometimes they play jazzy bluesy music when he’s talking in cutscenes
also...
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