jock jams was the pinnacle of music nothing else will ever come close
career goals: respond to everything with WOOP THERE IT IS until other people start doing it to and but they don’t really know how it happened and then they get kinda angry but keep doing it
the job I’m trying to get sent me a bunch of questions to fill out that are like typical interview questions. Which is good, because as bad as I am at writing, I am even worse when in person on the spot.
but I’m on the greatest strength/weakness one and I’m dying
can I just like
greatest strength: crush man’s skull like sparrow’s eggs between thighs
greatest weakness: blondes
17 year old veidt sits on his parents’ grave, plant stem between his teeth
"it’s a metaphor, see"
I love how when I don’t post for a day or more I either gain followers or don’t lose any, but when I come back and start posting again I immediately lose at least one
I opened the door to the bathroom and my medicine cabinet mirror was angled so it reflected my head standing in the doorway and the bathroom lights were still off so for a second I see a backlit shadowed head in the mirror and jump wow 2spoopy for me
I need to never drink coffee again I am a wreck