jock jams was the pinnacle of music nothing else will ever come close

career goals: respond to everything with WOOP THERE IT IS until other people start doing it to and but they don’t really know how it happened and then they get kinda angry but keep doing it

the-treble:

bonusvampirus:

*makes heterophobic text post*

It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt anyone. 

best one yet

(via wehaveallgotknives)

the job I’m trying to get sent me a bunch of questions to fill out that are like typical interview questions. Which is good, because as bad as I am at writing, I am even worse when in person on the spot.

but I’m on the greatest strength/weakness one and I’m dying

can I just like

greatest strength: crush man’s skull like sparrow’s eggs between thighs

greatest weakness: blondes

nikeswooshes:

rojin:

aestupid:

A naked Spanish men throws flower petals at the picture of the Birth of Venus by Botticelli  

goals

which one of u guys was this

nikeswooshes:

rojin:

aestupid:

A naked Spanish men throws flower petals at the picture of the Birth of Venus by Botticelli  

goals

which one of u guys was this

(Source: relijion, via wehaveallgotknives)

Tags: yea okay

roachpatrol:

hexeosis:

20:18

this is so soothing and magical

roachpatrol:

hexeosis:

20:18

this is so soothing and magical

Tags: pug tub

17 year old veidt sits on his parents’ grave, plant stem between his teeth

"it’s a metaphor, see"

I love how when I don’t post for a day or more I either gain followers or don’t lose any, but when I come back and start posting again I immediately lose at least one

akinators-boyfriend:


nobody came to his birthday party

SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY 

akinators-boyfriend:

nobody came to his birthday party

SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY 

(Source: emmaswanloveskillianjones, via strobelast)

Tags: aww snakes

I opened the door to the bathroom and my medicine cabinet mirror was angled so it reflected my head standing in the doorway and the bathroom lights were still off so for a second I see a backlit shadowed head in the mirror and jump wow 2spoopy for me

I need to never drink coffee again I am a wreck